"disaster face." --- whenever something worthy of a disaster face happens
"grumble grumble." --- when you're feeling grumbly
"fail." --- when you or someone else fails at something. Appropriate example: trying to catch a piece of paper when it's blowing in the wind.
"frack."--- in place of f*ck, because Battlestar Galactica is the shiz
"joy." --- to be said sarcastically when you are not joyful about something.
"le sigh" --- because a french spoken sigh better demonstrates despondency
"lies-a minnelli." --- when someone says something of untruth. Appropriate example: your skinny friend says she's fat.
"Rah, Rah!" --- when you or someone else must overcome an obstacle.
"shiver me timbers." --- when it is unacceptably cold outside
